
It seems there is no issue hotter than global warming at the moment. No matter where we turn, the message is loud and clear: we have made a mess of this planet and we are doomed, unless we do something about it! So these days, it's all about reducing carbon emissions and energy-saving. It is true that we should look after the earth, since it is our home. Besides, it is God's (since He made it) and we should be good stewards of it!
But how are we supposed to do that effectively? Is it enough to use energy-saving light bulbs and appliances, plant more trees, drive a Toyota Prius and plug into green energy?
Well, it's not, according to some 'people in the know'. What they suggest is that you should reduce the amount of children you plan to have to just one! Or have none at all, since children are evil carbon emitters. If you choose to have lots of kids anyway, you should pay a tax per child, to cover the cost of offsetting their carbon emissions. Better yet, maybe we should kill off a large chunk of the world's human population, so the planet can once again return to a healthy, green state.
These are no jokes! They are some people's serious suggestions, of how we can save this planet from its biggest threat... us! According to this twisted worldview, it would be just fine if we all died out, leaving the animals to enjoy this planet without us.
Read more about this madness in these two great articles:
Human-Hating Humanitarians
The Global Warming Suicide Cult